The not-so-hallowed halls of Greendale Community College represent many things to many people. For fast-talking lawyer Jeff Winger, they are his only chance to keep his job. After the discovery that his college undergraduate degree was from a Columbia University other than the one in New York City, his law license was suspended. Ordered to rectify the situation by graduating from an accredited college, Jeff has enrolled at Greendale. Because he’s a schemer with a keen nose for the easy way out, Jeff’s first stop is the office of Professor Duncan, a faculty member who he helped beat a 2002 drunken driving charge. And in exchange for keeping mum about the ethical shortcuts they took to get the charge dismissed, Jeff now wants Duncan to provide him with every answer to every test for every one of his classes.